Friday, 2 December 2011

The eagle has landed ... and the fields are green.

YAAAAAAAY! I'm here. The eagle has landed and the fields are green, sounds like code speak between two secret agents dropping off a briefcase full of top secret documents. But it's not, I have landed and the fields are indeed very, very green. There is not a flake of snow to be seen, so it's safe to say that I won't be testing out my new set up just yet.

What a journey! We were late leaving Wimbledon, the ferry was delayed because of bad weather during the crossing and the drive seemed to go on forever. We left Wimbledon about 3:30pm and we got to Morzine at about 11am. Guess what? There was one girl wearing a onesie on the bus, just one, and it WASN'T me!! So far so good though, there's a couple of people that I reckon I'll be spending some quality time with in my resort. Met an awesome girl called Sarah who's just come back from mountaineering in Nepal, she's rad. Shame though she'll be in Verbier for the season.

We're chilling at the chalet at the mo. Had some breakfast, getting settled in, getting acquainted with some of my training buddies and hearing war stories from seasons past. The chalet we're in for training is lush: http://www.vip-chalets.com/chalets/Dakota-Lodge Have a look!

I've heard good things about tips from returning staff, so fingers crossed I'll be able to live off tips and leave my wage in the bank... best laid plans and all that. Better dial up that mega-watt smile and get a polo shirt one size too small! Haha!

Some dude has just walked in, cutting the sag massively, and when he introduced himself he said 'awwright darlin' in a proper geezer accent. There aren't too many hoorays here, I'm guessing that Hugo, Cristabella, Tarquin and Isabella are all in Val d'Isere. Seems like there's more normal people here, less of the silver spoon/trust fund brigade, living off Daddy's Amex crowd. Which is good, cos my Daddy hasn't got an Amex so I wouldn't be able to keep up, it's the budget tour for me and seems like there's a few others that this applies to too.

Shower time and then maybe a wander round the town. Throat feels like crap today, but that's to be expected I guess after 20-21 hours on a bus/ferry/car and no sleep. Going to dose up on painkillers and get on with it.

Check ya laters alligators!

Tuesday, 29 November 2011

T minus 38 hours...

Wow, what a whirlwind the last few weeks have been. I've got 38 hours to go. 38 hours before I'm getting on a coach and heading off to the ALPS! Things have been a bit hectic. Back from visiting my Dad in Portugal. Metro ski and snowboard show with War and Piste. Freeze festival with War and Piste, such amazing fun, totally sick and rad (yes, I did just write that). http://warandpiste.com/index.html for those of you wondering what that is. Seeing friends and family. Then things took a turn, you couldn't make this stuff up, seriously. This weekend was meant to be the last big hurrah with all my friends, but it went slightly awry. I had an appointment on Friday with an ENT consultant, he put a telescope thingy up my nose that then dangled down my throat - felt pretty grim. The upshot of all this was that he wanted me to come into hospital on the following Monday to have a biopsy of my adenoids. Yeah, that kinda put a spanner in the works. I had literally every day planned and there was lots to fit in. So I had to forego seeing some of my oldest and dearest friends on the Friday night so that I could get most of my packing done because on Saturday I had plenty to do. 


Just to add to my last minute stresses my car failed the MOT and I needed to go get two new tyres put on, so off to the breakers yard for a couple of part worns on Saturday morning and back to the garage for the re-test, passed, yay! Then into town to find a costume for my leaving do - the theme was T. Back to the house to sort out stuff. Non-stop, go, go, go! 


My leaving do was fantastic, my friends made such a big effort, they came from far and wide and I feel so honoured to have such amazing people in my life. There were tigers, truckers, Mr. Tickle, Teen Wolf, Titania, the Trotters, a tampon, the three Trines and many more! It was awesome, it got messy and the next day was a very hungover day.


I said goodbye to some people on the Saturday and Sunday, now I know I'm only going for 5 months, and I'm only going to France, it's not like I'm moving to outer Mongolia for 3 years but it's still sad to say goodbye. What I was surprised about was how certain goodbyes felt very different to the way I thought they'd feel. I have some friendships that have really only blossomed recently and those goodbyes felt harder in a way than some others. The one goodbye that I thought would really affect me, didn't, not the way I thought, it was weird.  Maybe that's because there's only so many times you can say goodbye to one person and everything that that person means to you. Funny thing the human psyche, how emotions and thoughts don't always play out as you expect them to. 


Anyway, that was a brief deep and meaningful interlude. Back to the nose/throat story. The hospital on Monday, anaesthetist put the frighteners up me massively explaining the risk to me with my asthma and the start of a cold, said he was unsure about proceeding but because I'm leaving on Thursday they were going to push ahead with it. Told me this would be the time I'd be most susceptible to a chest infection, which is the last thing I need to take with me to the mountains! Anyway, I had the biopsy done, results come next week but the consultant has a gut feeling all is OK. When I came round from the anaesthetic I was so concerned with what I'd say and what utter drivel I would talk but I surprised myself by being remarkably coherent. I know someone who said something about telling her husband to get some logs, and the recovery room nurse said the best one she had was a woman who had to feed her chickens and apparently went to get out of her bed. Today my throat is feeling pretty sore, but the ice cream is helping! Haagen-Dazs Pralines & Cream, mmm. A side effect of the intubation is that the uvula takes a bit of a beating and today it's swollen and seems a lot longer than usual, so long and dangly in fact that it's making me gag. It's pretty gross. So long as I'm quiet it's all good. Me being quiet is strange. One of my friends said she could tell I wasn't talking much cos my text messages were even longer than usual! Ha!


Last bits of packing to get done tomorrow but I'm pretty much there (I hope!). Should only need a few hours of mucking around. Got to get the car cleaned up and cleared out. Get my room sorted, looking neat and tidy. Then final drinks with a few friends tomorrow night. Getting a lift from a friend up to Wimbledon on Thursday which is where the coach is departing from, yay, didn't much fancy the train up with a suitcase, boardbag and rucksack. Massive bonus.

How do I feel about going away? Excited, apprehensive, on the cusp (of greatness or failure, don't know which yet?!), shy, out of my comfort zone, adventurous. A whole mess of feelings. I've been practising chalet menus (that have been well received by friends) but haven't managed to cook it all so I'm nervous about cooking. I'm concerned everyone else will be 12. I'm afraid I won't cope with everything I have to do. I'm afraid of failure, I always am, always have been and when I was younger I would always sabotage myself, might as well fail before even really trying. But without sounding like a twat, I've not really failed at anything I really wanted to achieve in the last few years - certain things like my environmental science degree and my teaching qualification. I have a t-shirt that has the word underachiever on it and over the last few years a few people have commented on it and said I'm anything but, I don't really see it, I'm not an over achiever, I just want what I want. The point is, I want to do well and I'm afraid I won't, it worries me but all I can do is try my best, at everything - cooking, hosting, drinking, partying, snowboarding and everything in between!!!

OK, last thought for the day, over the last few months people have asked me "what do you do?" and I answer with "I'm going to France to be a chalet host", because that's what I'm going to do, that's my adventure. Why is it that the very next thing that comes out of their mouths is "what will you do when you come back?" Why? Why ask that? It's annoying to me!!! I don't know what I'm going to do after that, when I come back, if I come back? All I know is that I want to focus on this next adventure and I want to enjoy every second of it, live it while it's happening, because it'll be over in the blink of an eye and next April/May I'll start wondering what's next, but not until then. So if you see me out and about and I tell you I'm going to be a chalet host in France then just congratulate me.

Xx

Sunday, 23 October 2011

Sunny Sunday stroll.

My view at the moment. The Bayham Abbey ruins. Very rewarding, after a bit of a hike, sitting here looking out on the greenery all around me. Perfick. ;)
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Lunch al fresco. Heavenly.

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Monday, 17 October 2011

Jamming forks into my ears...

I've just landed. Back from a week at my Dad's in Portugal. The holiday was brilliant, great weather, great food, great company, as always. I always have a great time with my Dad.

The reason why this entry is titled forks in my ears is because that's what I wanted to do to myself on the flight back from Lisbon. Just so that I wouldn't have to listen to any more of the inane drivel that was passing as conversation on my flight. The couple sharing my row talked in painstaking detail, for the best part of an hour, about every single meal they had consumed during their holiday. Not in a foodie way mind you, just talking basics, not extolling the virtues of an Atlantic oyster versus the characteristics of one from the Mediterranean, just the mere basics of what they ate, what time of day and where they were. I don't think I've ever heard such a dull conversation about something that can be really very exciting.

Across the gap into seats d, e and f there was a middle aged couple and one other person. Thankfully for her she fell asleep instantaneously and was spared the two and a half hours of sudoku arguing, flight analysis to ease the woman's frayed nerves, a discussion on 'serif vs sans serif' and an in depth guide to the intricacies of the man's iPad. This last one was particularly interesting because he had absolutely no clue what he was talking about and in essence what he told the woman was that an iPad is magic, it's powered by magic, works like magic and presumably, I'm extrapolating here, you pay for it with magic... Magic beans perhaps?!

Yes, I could well have put my headphones in and listened to music, if only I'd been less efficient when packing, my headphones were in my case in the belly of the magic flying beast.

:)

Sunday, 9 October 2011

War & Piste...

A friend of mine is bringing out a book...NEXT WEEK! I've had a sneaky peeky already, I have in fact read the entire thing and I canNOT stress enough how much you need this book in your life! Check out http://warandpiste.com/index.html for the inside scoop and take a look at the blog entries. Have a read of this one: http://warandpiste.com/blog/archives/79 for a good description of just what a chalet host is. I'm hoping I'll be more "wonderful creature" than "fuck-up artist"!!! LOL!

Good luck Alex Thomas http://warandpiste.com/about.html I hope the book launch goes off with a bang and that the book does as brilliantly as it deserves to. I promise you that if you get this book, you'll love it! You'll get snow sports, travel, adventure, fun, romance, friendships, a giant rabbit called Snowli, the Austrian bomb squad and so much more. Head to Amazon on the 13th of October!

Indian summer - hot stuff.

So the move is done! Hurray! It was horrendous. Had to keep the keys a few extra days to get it all done, but I'm now in and settled with my friends. Moving happened during our mini-heatwave, our late Indian Summer heat. It was amazing weather, didn't enjoy it so much when I was schlepping boxes about and moving furniture, but after that was all done, it was brilliant. We had a BBQ last Sunday and it was hard to believe that we were in England on the 2nd of October and not in the South of Europe on a hot summers day. It wasn't just the weather that was amazing though, so much about this last week, has been totally, mind-blowingly amazing. That BBQ night was tremendous, making new friends, meeting such interesting people, feeling that flutter again! Brilliant! A friend, VB, said that a year was a milestone and that things would change. She was right, wise old bird that she is. A polar shift one could say.

I'm packing again, I'm off on holiday. Going to Portugal tomorrow to spend a week with my Dad. It'll be so lovely to see him and spend some quality time with him because, unless he comes to see me in Morzine (which is doubtful, he's not a winter sports sorts of person), I won't actually get to see him until next May/June - yikes! That's the problem with a global family really, everyone spread out over the globe, but thanks to social networking and Skype etc. the world really does seem much smaller than it actually is.

I've been practising my chalet menu. So far I've cooked about eight things out of the recipe book (not even a tiny fraction of it really!), and they've all been received well! Going to wow my Dad with a recipe or two this next week.


Got a new snowboard this week! I went for a Bataleon Violenza 153 and it came with Burton Escapade bindings. Pretty sweet and got it all for £200, which I thought was a bit of a bargain! It's in my room and it's the first thing I've laid eyes on for the past few days, helping to get my excitement building for the coming Alpine fun season!

Just a last little thought for today, as I sit here in this gorgeous living room, in this gorgeous house that's in a beautiful bit of countryside, I feel so incredibly lucky and grateful to have such wonderfully giving friends around me. KH and LH have taken me and I really can't thank them enough. I mean, doesn't it just blow your mind when someone really helps you out and welcomes you into their life?! It blows my mind and I'm so stoked that I can count on friends like them. Not only them though, AH, DS and DM helped me move, not just once, but twice and I feel so lucky to have such wonderful friends.

Time to get on with the suitcase, swimwear and summer stuff is the order of the day, it's still 30+ degrees in Portugal! Boof! :)

Monday, 26 September 2011

Higgledy-piggledy house

It's lunch time. I'm surrounded by boxes, junk, tat, eBay packages and just tonnes of mess!! Got until Thursday to get it all done and dusted! I hate packing and moving. I'm also a bit sad to leave my higgledy-piggledy house.

Going to stay with friends for a couple of months. Makes sense, save up some money before I head off to the mountains and work my season as a chalet host (earning tuppence a week!!).

I hate moving, I hate packing, I hate sorting through stuff. I especially hate it when you come across stuff that triggers sad memories. It's a bit weird because I came to this house under really awful circumstances, the break up of a 6 year relationship, on the brink of teacher training, having lost my dog a few weeks earlier. Now I leave in a MUCH better state of mind but it still hurts when you come across photos and other reminders of your past life. But then again, I still see him, so every time I see him it's a reminder of happy times, when we were in love but also of the bad times with lies, betrayal and lots of sadness. It's been a year. Apparently it will take half the length of your relationship, to get over it. So I've got a couple of years to go. Urgh. Hoping that distance will help the healing go faster.

I am an optimist though and I'm much more a glass half full person, so I've got to look forward and when I do, I'm in awe of what's about to happen. It's something I've wanted to do for a long time. Go to the Alps and work a season. Imagine, I'll wake up in the mornings, see the sun rise up over the mountains, warming the slopes that I'll be riding... it fills me with all sorts of excitement! New friendships, new adventures, maybe even new love?

So as I chuck more stuff into the charity bag and think about loading up the car to do another tip run, I am hopeful, happy and looking forward to the next chapter!

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