Monday 20 February 2012

The sewer rat population of Morzine

Sewer rats: they are chalet hosts that live in the Du Pre basement. They are normally found above ground during the hours of 7:00-12:00 and 17:00-23:00. Sometimes you will find them on the pistes during daylight hours though usually a true sewer rat is fast asleep at this time in the aforementioned basement room, that FYI has no natural light. Occasionally you will find a sewer rat out in the town late at night, scampering between bars in search of booze. Sadly on Sunday the population of sewer rats decreased by one. The original and true sewer rat went home.

This has made me sad.

Hurry up and get better Sara so you can come back.

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